Buy-a-Humanoid™
The humanoid market is a maze. Buy-a-Humanoid™ is your fixed-fee shortcut to selecting, piloting, and deploying robots that solves real work.
Tell us your use case. We’ll match you with the strongest humanoid options.
Looking to buy a humanoid robot for your operation?
This is how WE do it:
1. WE SCOPE
Tell us what you want to buy a humanoid for – your task, environment, motion patterns, and safety needs. Ideally include a short video of a human doing the same job. We turn this into the right technical fit.
2. WE MATCH
We reach out to humanoid robot vendors we know from daily contact. Based on your criteria, we shortlist those most capable of meeting your needs – for research, demonstration, or full deployment.
3. WE CONNECT
From the broader list, we pick your top three matches and request formal quotations on your behalf. You receive a clear comparison with contact details, technical data, and pricing – ready to buy your humanoid.
Why Buy-a-Humanoid?
Three reasons buyers keep choosing us over going direct to vendors.
We don’t accept vendor commissions. Our recommendations are yours, not theirs.
Money-back guarantee. No hourly billing, no surprises mid-project.
Daily contact with humanoid manufacturers. We know what’s actually shipping.
Christian Rokseth
Email: christian@humanoid.guide
Robotics investor and entrepreneur
MSc in Mechanical engineering
Humanoid Robotics experience: 8 years
Erik Ålgård
Email: erik@humanoid.guide
Robotics Investor and entrepreneur
MSc in Finance, BSc in AI
Humanoid Robotics experience: 8 years
What you get
Six concrete deliverables, plus everything you need to confidently move forward.
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Concise requirements briefYour use case translated into clear technical specifications and success criteria.
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Scored shortlist of 3 robotsBest-fit hardware platforms with rationale, trade-offs, and compatibility notes.
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Foundation model recommendationsIncluding which AI brains are production-ready and which are still experimental.
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Vendor introductions + quotesCoordinated warm intros, demo agendas, and a comparable quote matrix from the top 3 vendors.
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Decision memo + roadmapFinal recommendation with clear next steps for pilot or deployment.
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Bonus: Humanoid Robot Market Report ($392 value)Instant download after purchase — covers the full landscape while we work on your personalized shortlist.
| Service module | What we match | What you receive |
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| Risk & Compliance | Safety standards and cybersecurity protocols | Risk assessment report & data security compliance verification |
| Project intake | Your use case, environment, constraints, goals | Concise requirements brief and success criteria |
| Vendor & model mapping | Humanoid robot manufacturers, distributors/resellers, and relevant systems integrators | Market landscape map of relevant vendors and models |
| Capability match | Humanoid robot platforms | Scored shortlist of best-fit robots with rationale and trade-offs |
| Stack alignment (optional) | Humanoid hands / end-effectors, compute platforms, third-party software, training datasets | Recommended components and partners, with compatibility notes |
| Introductions & demos | Direct connections to shortlisted manufacturers, distributors, or resellers | Coordinated warm intros, demo/POC agendas, vendor Q&A checklist |
| Commercial & Timeline | Quotes, terms, production slots, and lead times | Comparable quote matrix, delivery roadmap, and negotiation considerations |
| Final recommendation | Selected robot + ecosystem partners | Decision memo and next-step plan (pilot or deployment) |
| Post-match support (optional) | Light guidance during pilot/integration | Check-ins, risk watchlist, and go/no-go readiness review |
Ready to find the right humanoid?
Two minutes here saves weeks of vendor calls.
Try the 2-minute Robot Finder first — no commitment.
Questions? Contact us
Buy-a-Humanoid.
Independent matchmaking between your operation and the right humanoid robot.
The humanoid market moves fast. We currently track 199 humanoids in our database, with constant AI releases and vendor demos that rarely reflect real deployment. We’ve spent months mapping the landscape so you don’t have to.
This finder helps you quickly identify:
- Which type of humanoid fits your workflow, environment, budget, and timeline
- Which hardware platforms are the strongest match
- Which AI / foundation models are production-ready – and which are still experimental
No vendor commissions. No favourites. Just a fast, independent shortlist tailored to your operation.
Two minutes here saves weeks of vendor calls.
What job needs
to be done?
Click a starting point – or write your own.
Set your range.
Drag both handles to define a window for each constraint.
Timing.
Lead times vary widely. This affects which robots are realistic for your window.
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Your top 3 robots.
Hardware matches based on your brief and constraints.
Your top 3 brains.
Foundation models – the AI that would run your robots.