Buy-a-Humanoid™
The humanoid market is a maze. Buy-a-Humanoid™ is your fixed-fee shortcut to selecting, piloting, and deploying robots that solves real work.
I’m Olivia, a Humanoid Analyst at Humanoid.Guide
My mission, together with the team, is to help your organization understand the landscape, compare solutions, and move toward successful robot deployments.
I’m happy to assist whenever you need us.
Why most pilots fail
Flashy demos with low reliability.
Vendor-led proposals that serve them, not you.
This is how WE do it:
1. WE SCOPE
Share a detailed description of your application, or ideally, a short video of a human performing the same task. This helps us understand the environment, motion patterns, and safety needs, so we can find the right technical fit.
2. WE MATCH
We reach out to humanoid robot vendors that we know from daily contact. Based on your criteria, we shortlist those most capable of meeting your requirements, whether for research, demonstration, or deployment.
3. WE CONNECT
From the broader list, we select the top three matches and request formal quotations on your behalf. You’ll receive a clear comparison package with contact details, technical data, and pricing, ready to move forward.
Christian Rokseth
Email: christian@humanoid.guide
Robotics investor and entrepreneur
MSc in Mechanical engineering
Humanoid Robotics experience: 8 years
Erik Ålgård
Email: erik@humanoid.guide
Robotics Investor and entrepreneur
MSc in Finance, BSc in AI
Humanoid Robotics experience: 8 years
One price. Zero Bias. Complete Roadmap
USD 2,200 / money back guarantee
After purchase you will be taken to a form where you give us a clear explanation of your use case – and if possible, a short video showing a person performing the task. This allows us to assess the environment, movement patterns, and safety considerations, so we can identify the right technical approach.
Based on your requirements, we narrow this down to the vendors that are genuinely capable of delivering what you need, whether the goal is research, prototyping, demos, or a real deployment.
From that wider pool, we select the three strongest candidates and request official quotes on your behalf. You’ll receive a structured comparison with pricing, technical details, and direct contact information – everything you need to move ahead confidently.
Zero-Bias “Matchmaking”: Unlike sales agents or distributors, Humanoid.guide does not accept commissions from robot manufacturers for these placements. The service works strictly on behalf of the buyer to ensure objective recommendations.
Detailed Project Description:
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Service module |
What we match |
What you receive |
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Risk & Compliance |
Safety standards and cybersecurity protocols |
Risk assessment report & data security compliance verification |
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Project intake |
Your use case, environment, constraints, goals |
Concise requirements brief and success criteria |
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Vendor & model mapping |
Humanoid robot manufacturers, distributors/resellers, and relevant systems integrators |
Market landscape map of relevant vendors and models |
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Capability match |
Humanoid robot platforms |
Scored shortlist of best-fit robots with rationale and trade-offs |
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Stack alignment (optional) |
Humanoid hands / end-effectors, compute platforms (edge CPU/GPU), third-party software (perception, control, simulation, teleop), training datasets |
Recommended components and partners, with compatibility notes |
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Introductions & demos |
Direct connections to shortlisted manufacturers, distributors, or resellers |
Coordinated warm intros, demo/POC agendas, vendor Q&A checklist |
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Commercial & Timeline |
Quotes, terms, production slots, and lead times |
Comparable quote matrix, delivery roadmap, and negotiation considerations |
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Final recommendation |
Selected robot + ecosystem partners |
Decision memo and next-step plan (pilot or deployment) |
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Post-match support (optional) |
Light guidance during pilot/integration |
Check-ins, risk watchlist, and go/no-go readiness review |
One price. Zero Bias. Complete Roadmap
USD 2,200 / money back guarantee
Questions? Contact us